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A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden
Ur suach A real tool
by Smart mf March 11, 2021
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Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.
President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.
by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009
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Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
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tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools
Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
by Kram Larry October 26, 2022
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peeing tool

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”
by JagBomb September 13, 2020
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Tool Chest

When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.

If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"

Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
by Ridge727 May 9, 2012
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Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.
Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."
by Demonball March 20, 2015
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