sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Popcorn Willy

a big nigger who is racist against Irish people

Oh your black? Well your a popcorn Willy simp.

by COCKsuck23 February 3, 2021

willy dosing

the act of being intoxicated while riding a scooter, preferably acid or weed

Did you see jack ripping that scooter yesterday? Nah he dropped tabs he was willy dosing.

by dylanschofield July 20, 2012

willy phobia

A phobia of looking at a mans penis.

Emily-“did you look at his willy?”
Caitlin- “no, i have very bad willy phobia”

by xem2003x September 23, 2020

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016