Whatever corks your bottle

Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.

Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.

by bighairball April 15, 2010

Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011

whattabitch

n. a "whattabitch" is a person who does something to upset you, or annoys you in some way.

v. another way of saying "she/he's a bitch".

see bitch

n. "god look at her. shes such a whattabitch."

v. "whattabitch."

by eriicaa March 22, 2011

Whaterrer

The extremely ghetto pronunciation of the common slang term 'whatever'

Pronounced, What-error.

J: Shoot girl, da bitch be thinkin she fly.

M: Whaterrer, she a stank ass bitch

by Tmario June 9, 2011

Whatefuckver

The combination of the words "fuck" and "whatever" which implies a total lack of interest for any given topic.

Her: I saw your ex dating Joe yesterday...
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!

Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!

by Dr Manian October 13, 2011

whateverfuck

An extension of the word, 'whatever'.

The most amazing thing you could possibly ever say.

Works as a comeback to anything, in any situation whatsoever.

Jack: Hey dude your shirt has a stain on it.
John: Whateverfuck.

Alice: Your hair is kind of messy today.
Sarah: Whateverfuck.

Tom: I heard Brad broke up with you.
Angela: Whateverfuck.

by cantbecrazy August 1, 2012

whatevering

When a couple engages in flirting, most of the time in public, while ignoring their surroundings. Sexual intercourse is often implied. Will sometimes be used to simply designate either the making out part or the intercourse itself.

He didn't dare talk to his ex: she was too busy whatevering.

by rogueinfiltratorreyes July 9, 2012