witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

Oddball Wednesday

When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.

*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"

by JawlineKitkat October 5, 2016

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.

Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.

Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?

Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!

by tn July 11, 2016

Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.

Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!

by Bruce89 May 25, 2016

Pun Wednesday

A holiday celebrated on Wednesday. Invented by Reina and Isabel. Unfortunately people aren’t allowed to celebrated it but it’s inventors.

“ITS PUN WEDNESDAY”

by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 15, 2017

Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.

I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.

by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018

meme wednesday

The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life

Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch

by faggotnibber May 2, 2018