Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.

James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"

by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010

Turks

Black-ops organization founded in Boston, Massachusetts. The group’s founders act as a triumvirate, controlling the activities of the group which—contrary to popular belief—is no longer officially affiliated with the General Affairs Department of the Shin-Ra Electric Company. Due to the group’s overall tendency towards secretiveness, little is known about their activities. What is known is that its three leaders base their operations out of 6 Arlington Street in Boston’s prestigious Beacon Hill neighborhood. The Turks are allegedly connected to a string of violent crimes in the area, including the hostile takeover of the area commonly referred to as the “Common Room”. Though some sources claim that its triumvirate is comprised of three badass, beautiful young femme fatales, this is dubious given the severity and coldhearted nature of their activities. That story is likely a falsehood constructed by amateur admirers of the group, who abound in the Back Bay area. Also rumored to be collectively fond of (and good at) video games, and that their name is an allusion to the popular game Final Fantasy VII.

"I saw a girl leaving 6 Arlington Street, muttering something about 'muffin' and dusting white powder from her nostrils. She was carrying a sword, too. Oh man…do you think she was one of The Turks!?"

by Willy the Snitch July 16, 2008

Turkish Delight

Rhyming slang for taking a shit. Turkish Delight sounds like shite.

Crack the window open, i just went for a Turkish.

or

I just left some Turkish Delight in Leroy's shoe.

by harv_j February 21, 2011

turkish delight

The term "Turkish-delight" originates from the islamic desire to give-or-receive it sexually in the anus.

When I was young, I was known to indulge in some turkish-delight.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

turkish mormon

its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.

Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.

by heavyfeathersmellsnice February 25, 2009

Turkish Taco

The act of shitting on a pussy, then eating it out. Typically served with chips and salsa on the side.

Jeff: Your mom asked for a Turkish Taco last night.
Steve: What'd you do?
Jeff: That shit is nasty. I gave her a Turkish Thunder Whip instead.

by Mustaf Al-assab March 28, 2010

Turkish Handjob

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009