Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

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Towel

A type of long fabric to clean the sweat off.

Get the towels man. We lost in the game man.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

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A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

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Sick towel

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int

“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag

by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024

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towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 22, 2014

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