peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.

The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.

by humanwoman December 15, 2017

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

by Demonball March 20, 2015

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

Tool Chest

When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.

If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."

Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"

Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."

by Ridge727 May 9, 2012