red diarrhea

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick
by friwefpadf;lkjh October 07, 2020
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red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.
man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man
by friwefpadf;lkjh October 07, 2020
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Vodka Diarrhea

The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better
I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!
by HarryBolz September 24, 2021
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Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits
by jdung May 17, 2023
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tres diarrheas

A parody of the word tres marias, A group of three who are incredibly shameless and horrible at singing. This term is often associated with dissappointments and insane humans.
Tres Marias , What kind of people are the three of you?

We're horrible people, we're not tres marias. We're tres diarrheas@
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Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
by CHILIMONGER August 27, 2022
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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