diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.

Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!

by Happy shit month May 30, 2022

diarrhea

A very painful way for your body to push out waste.

Person 1: Hey man! Last night I had diarrhea because I have intestinal flu.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by Dakiile December 13, 2021

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

explosive diarrhea

The explosive diarrhea pours out my bootyhole😍🦶👹👹

My explosive diarrhea is so nice to take a spoon and eat it right out of the toilet.

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

Diarrhea

An unfortunate failing of the sphincter.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd... Diarrhea.

by rokhuasen November 11, 2021

Diarrhea bukkake

It's like a normal bukkake, but instead of cum, it's liquid hot, burning diarrhea!

Oh boy, I am excited. Me and the boys just got out of taco bell and are gonna go over to Sean's house to give him a diarrhea bukkake!

by vapple March 23, 2022