Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

stoner wagar

its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person

hahaha look it stoner wagar

by stonerwasti October 5, 2011

stoner roulette

A situation while smoking a bowl when the bowl is almost kicked and people hesitantly take rips, until someone gets the scooby snacks.

The loser of stoner roulette often asks themselves, "Was that last rip worth it?"

by DaSchit January 13, 2014

stoners rainbow

When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.

From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.

I made a perfect stoners rainbow last time I smoked. The colors were all there. It was beautiful.

by CharlesFly August 15, 2011

dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.

"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."

by fade650 February 27, 2010

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019