fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by August 01, 2023

Friendship Team/Deck

When you create a team or deck in a game using your friends' favorite cards/units.

"Yugi put each of his friend's favorite cards into his deck for this duel. You could call it a friendship team/deck"

by sizer25 December 17, 2021

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Break decking

Break decking is when you break dance on your dick with all of your weight on it till it snaps in half and a girl sucks on the detached part of the dick

No example here for break decking

by Big Dickerson March 21, 2022

Stacks on deck

Having someone on backup just in case you can't do something

Dude weren't you supposed to go help out with the tap performance last week ...no I got stacks on deck cause I asked my cousin to do it instead cause he's got a degree in this stuff

by Faithmoriahfaith July 05, 2018

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022