Lover’s Pox

When you are streaming a video game off of the cloud and it is playing at 480p or worst. The screen is a mess of pixels and it looks like an STD.

(Playing a video game)
Friend: “Why are you running into walls?”
You: “sorry man, I have lover’s pox and can’t see.”

by Pollacka May 5, 2022

chevy lover

A person with poor taste in trucks

You can tell he's a chevy lover by the way he stares at other men's butts

by Mekanik July 28, 2016

chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021

lover with benefits

A great lover who also is a great cook.

When I married her, I won the lottery. She's a trained chef, a lover with benefits.

by gurutc August 10, 2009

Music lover

He has a lot of soul and a grate personality. He is always kind, generous and will make you a better person. He sends you music that will make you feel like the only girl in the world.

I'm a Music lover

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 29, 2019