hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Kali harding

Fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit

Kali Harding is fit don't ask questions

by Matthew the boss December 2, 2019

Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Shrek'd Hard

When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable

I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.

by Nobody laasa jzgdhdgsudybdbd April 26, 2017

Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.

by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018