Kali harding

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Kali Harding is fit don't ask questions

by Matthew the boss December 2, 2019

Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

by IHitChildren March 7, 2017

Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.

by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019