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Chos before hoes

Prioritizing chores over fraternizing with women
We have to get this done call her later come on chos before hoes
by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025
mugGet the Chos before hoesmug.
Player 456 Saying "I've played these games before
Wait, I've played these games before
by pm6 January 5, 2025
mugGet the I've played these games beforemug.

Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...
Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the Talk to me before you do anythingmug.
Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.
People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!
by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020
mugGet the Education before Proclamationmug.

Bros before Knows

When the boss comes in and replaces experienced, knowledgeable people with his friends.
I got excellent annual reviews, it was just Bros before Knows...
by Guy in the Know May 12, 2025
mugGet the Bros before Knowsmug.

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
mugGet the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug.

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
mugGet the chums before bumsmug.

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