burrito snatcher

One who snatches burritos right out of your hand

Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!

by BurritoSnatcherVictim April 18, 2019

burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.

You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"

by mookbat May 18, 2016

Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

by Jillboe24 January 31, 2018

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

by Garthdog October 17, 2008

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016