Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.
by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by averageswizzy October 3, 2022
Get the Alan Civcissmug. Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
Get the Alan Eramug. Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He Is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!!.. Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
by Nicolendkate November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 5, 2025
Get the Alan Sylvestri Stallonemug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 2, 2025
Get the Judy Robles And Terry Alan Crews Are A Porn Rorschachmug. 