A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 13, 2010

Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.

The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.

by humanwoman December 15, 2017

Tool-hell

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.

Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.

by greencat February 5, 2010

Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

by Demonball March 20, 2015