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Kevin

A major heartbreaker. A boy who thinks he's the best and can get all the girls. Not considerate of emotions and dumps people easily.
"Kevin broke up with her?" "Yeah, it obviously wasn't going to last considering what a douche he is."
by brobro12 April 18, 2018
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Kevin

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by niglitos😈 September 20, 2020
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Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you
by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
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Kevin

There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a kevinthis nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing), for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your bodytremble waiting and wanting more his gentle touch, the loving estatic way he caresses your body, a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you ever again. To have a kevinmakes you the envy of everyone man and woman a like. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a kevin. A kevin is of the rarest breed, so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a Holt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin's one of the most awesome experiences one could ever dream of for you truly are the luckiest girl in the world.
#PERFECT #AWESOME. #CRYSTALLOVESHERSOMEKEVIN
by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017
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Kevin

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time
Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man
by Alex T August 16, 2016
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Kevin

Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017
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Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh
by shitlas January 29, 2020
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