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Hym "I feel like that last one was wrong... Too crude... I don't think I framed that properly. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you are creating the 0 sum game that you don't want people to play. And then when someone (INEVITABLY) plays you throw your hands in the air in shock and say 'Oh no! WhAt CoUlD hAvE eVeR cAuSeD tHiS tO hApPeN!?'. I mean I'm repeating myself at this point. And part of the problem is the arbitrary non-association out of spite or malice."

Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"

Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
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There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning
Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...
by Balloon66 May 9, 2021
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Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.
Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015
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You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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