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towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel
Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
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Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024
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alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
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Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.
Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 26, 2022
mugGet the Towel holdermug.

Towel

Luke likes towel and pokimane
by Gabe Glowstick November 27, 2018
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Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum
Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum
by Clutzx February 15, 2022
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2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
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