When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.
by BeachingIt August 7, 2016
Get the blade of a swordmug. A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024
Get the Swordedmug. the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
Get the pudding swordmug. by Reikoooooo September 3, 2025
Get the Sword Citymug. Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
by Nicholas, eater of small child July 10, 2023
Get the Swordmug. The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
by O5-06 August 16, 2021
Get the Paper swordmug. When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
by Acuara December 7, 2015
Get the sword in the stonemug.