30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 20, 2018

Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Super Swing Golf

A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.

"Hey have you ever played Super Swing Golf?"

"Nope, never heard of it."

by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

swing a victory

someone can tell that has won after a competition,battle,etc.

- You're right,but if he defeats these 10 opponents, he could actually swing a victory.

by stacy22 August 30, 2009

scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp

If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American

by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016