cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend

by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

bungee string

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.

It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy

by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008

public static void main string args

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all

// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}

by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

.

343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

grandmothers string

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland

do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?

by OMG YAY May 4, 2008