Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds

WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty

by jamiea7x July 31, 2011

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Mama Stace

Mama Stace is the name of Stacey's mom, from the Fountains of Wayne song "Stacey's Mom." She is routinely banged and always admired by high school boys.

"Yo! You going to Mama Stace's house later?"
"Mama Stace has got it goin' on"

by Stacy's Dad January 15, 2015

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"

Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"

by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015

Jessica Stacey

Beautiful, old gypsy soul, one of the guys, a chill and laid back chick. She is a very sexual beast, kinky and freaky in bed. Also she is a wonderful friend who doesn't mind to Chill with a blunt and a beer.

Jessica Stacey is an amazing, chill person

by Forevercumdumpster December 19, 2016

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017