Soldier

Tf2 class

You: *doesn't cap the control point*
Soldier: "STAND. ON. THE. POINT. NUMBNUTS!"
You: "No."
Soldier: "MAGGOT!"

by BLU Soldier September 21, 2025

Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023