Team Skeet

Team skeet is a movement and/or state of mind as old as time but first personified in late 2009 in southern Maine. Team Skeet is a group of confident young men providing a service and wonderful memories to young (or old) women usuing the buckshot approach, or by playing the numbers. By saturating the market they've been able to saturate bedsheets. Utilizing many tactics from "the raffle ticket" to "the fake bachelor party" Team Skeet (TS2K10) continues to grow in numbers and in swagger.

Team skeet has swagger for days.

by SkeeterValentineOOB December 7, 2009

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. November 8, 2008

skeet allergy

a) An allergic reaction to cum.

b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.

c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.

My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.

That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.

by cw3 March 28, 2008

Skeet taste

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

mc skeet

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin

Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

Geek Skeet

When a boy ejaculates from simple physical interraction or an early stage of sex. "Geek" because a geek/nerd would ejaculate off of simple sexual play from a female because he isn't used to getting action, and "Skeet" which is slang for ejaculating.

Lali:All I had to do was suck on his neck, and dude geek skeeted everywhere!
Brittany:Man that's messed up..

Shawn:I'm experienced, trust me.
Daniela:Yeah, yeah..whatever. We'll see when you geek skeet.

by Lah From Brew-City (= June 2, 2009

ninja skeet

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.

Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.

by chrism2yo January 24, 2008