Shrek

A shrek is a very attractive guy and he loves depressed bitches named fiona

All hail the might god of SHREK

by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

Shreks

When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.

by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022

Shrek

Beautiful ogre...Shrek...

I FUCKING LOVE SHREK

by Lady Chicken Nugget November 15, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.

Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022