by Wohovio October 25, 2017
Get the Scrotching mug.{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration
"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."
by Historophy January 4, 2012
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When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.
Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.
by sozboz November 1, 2015
Get the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit mug.The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.
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Get the scratch paper mug.by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009
Get the Canadian Duck Scratcher mug.i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning
by stuart reid April 4, 2007
Get the scratchers mug.While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.
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