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Samantha

picks her bum and eats it
ewwww why are you samantha
by OMJGIRJ July 9, 2009
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Sammad

Sammad: Best known as "THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA" was officially defined in September 2001 as a coffee drink consisting of coffee, extra carmel expresso shots. Served extremely super extra extra HOTT!! JUST LIKE THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA!! Corresponding with the person named Sammad... this drink known as THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA is truely the most amazing and requires great amounts of love, friendship trust and respect! This heaven on earth is a delight so you GOTTA love The Samma-LALALALALALALA!!!! This drink will wake you up and if you drink it in the morning its like crack cocaine explosion juice!. And if you are driving on an airplane and falling asleep at the wheel, you will die... So thats why you need this drink to wake your bitch ass up! This is what the holy grail contains, THE SAMMA-LALALALALALALA.
P.S. This drink is best served with expresso hand grenades
YOU ROCK SAMMAD!!!!
SAMMA-LALALALALALALA is life's true joy!
I'm dying for some SAMMAD!!!!
by Star*bux February 10, 2008
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samana split

A sexual position where the man lays on his side while the girl lays on her back. The man lays perpendicular to the girl, hold one leg to his chest and holding her other leg in a figure 4 with his legs.
I samana split her and she came instantly.
by Murican Eagle October 16, 2015
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Samantha

Anyone born with the name Samantha usually has long dark brown hair and blue/ green eyes. She’s tall with a beautiful body and NOT flat even if people say she is. Samantha’s have a great personality filled with humor, sarcasm, and care. Anyone with a friend named Samantha should try to stay friends forever! She’s drop dead gorgeous on the outside and inside. Even if she doesn’t think so her friends always tell her how hot she is. HOTTIE WITH A BODY
Guy: Damn did you see Samantha today?
Guy: ya, she’s so hot and her body is hot AND she has a great personality why can’t she be mine

Girl: I hate her so much because of how perfect she is
Friend: let’s sorwsd rumors about that perfect Samantha then everyone will hate her!
by Holdup7 January 5, 2018
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Samantha

Samantha's are boss ass bitches! Though they have a sweet emotional side, they are also some of the best people on the planet. Samantha's don't wait for their moment to come, they always take the bull by the horns and step into any situation with a positive attitude! Cherish the Samantha's in your life! I know I cherish the Samantha in mine.
Damn she a smart ass mothafucka! Must be a Samantha!
by That's Just Dumb October 29, 2018
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Samantha

A Samantha is the best person on the planet. She is gorgeous and really beautiful. Anyone to have Samantha in their life is lucky and should definitely keep her. She doesn’t want to make other people sad if they’re in a fight, she generally just wants it to be over and have a friend back. Don’t get on her bad side, she is lethal to her enemies.
Anna: Ugh I hate Samantha

(Samantha over hears)

Samantha: Oh really? You do? Well let me tell you something; I don’t give a damn about what you think of me, I don’t know why you hate me and personally I really do not care. So leave me alone and get on with your sad life.

Anna: ...yes okay! 😦
by Awesomeness 😎 April 17, 2019
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Samantha

Known to have a very large pussy and men love to lick their way through it. Known for their sexual postitions and having sex at a very young age.
She is such a samantha!
by Kevin king September 3, 2018
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