Sweater

An article of clothing that your mother makes you wear whenever she is cold.

Son comes inside, from riding his bike, to get a drink of water.

Son: "Mom I'm going back out to ride with my friends."
Mom: " Get back here young man. It's cold out there. You are not going back out until you put this sweater on."
Son: But mom! It's 68° and I'll be too hot.

Mom: You will. Not go back out without wearing this. End of story.

Son: OK Mom.

by T0my2T0n3 November 30, 2017

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Ask your crush for their sweater day

Go up to your Crush on December 3 and ask for their sweater\hoodie

Ask your crush for their sweater day don’t be scared

by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 21, 2023

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Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023

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Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015

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Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.

Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.

by j5hrp April 7, 2011

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