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shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy
man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek
by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020
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Shrek

A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.
This man was about just as hot as shrek..
by Shrek, ogre, sexy, shrex December 12, 2019
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Shrek

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
by @m.com November 29, 2020
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
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The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.
Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?
by boatedRus April 14, 2025
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Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.
1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!
by goldenppballs June 10, 2022
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Shrek

Woah who was that?
Oh that was just Shrek.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021
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