Sam

An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.

OMG he's such a Sam, ew, run away, leave while you still can.

by Puchata123 May 6, 2018

Sam

Sam is a person that is always there for you. You can trust them with anything you need to tell. They sometimes get picked on for no reason but they have friends who will always be there for them . Sam is the best best friend you could possibly ask for

‘ I trust him so much’
‘He must be a sam ‘

by Bobbybebby May 18, 2018

Sam

A hellish rotten stench which can only be produced by boys name sam.This scent tends to be pungent. Relatively close to his distant anscester the skunk as the skunk may look adorable! In evolution and dna which have become less approachable due to the horrendess sight of the boy Sam usually make good toilet cleaners they can not be affected due to high odour particles in there natural genetics

Ew.What is this smell.
It must be Sam

by Jimbob 19999999978 May 19, 2018

Sam

An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.

Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.

by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is a person who cannot let go of the past. :\

Person A: Sam talks about (his/her) past a lot
Person B: Yeah, its kinda odd

by Sam :/ May 21, 2018

Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”

Can also be a substitute for the word damn

After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”

by Thoonks May 26, 2018

Sam

Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.

Lol stop calling me Izzy I'm sam

by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018