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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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non-karen karen

a non-karen karen is actually the exact opposite of a karen. they are usually shy and not very social actually. they are chill, and for sure not annoying. and no they didn’t take the kids and they would respect your drip if you had any. yes i’m salty and annoyed at people telling me this AaAAaaaaHhhHh
josh: hey, who’s that new girl?
maria: karen?

josh: ew karens are annoying

maria: no she’s chill, she’s a non-karen karen

josh: oh ok
by aclosetedlesbian January 2, 2020
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committed non-relationship

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.
by malberry August 31, 2012
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Non-binary

Someone who is not male or female
Person 1: if you didn't know, I'm non-binary

Person 2: so your not male or female?
Person 1: yep!
Person 2: then what's your gender
Person 1: ......
Maybe I'm agender idk
by 『Aiko the lgbtq+』 June 11, 2021
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Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.
"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"
by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010
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non car guy

A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
The non car guy thought his 2005 V6 mustang was fast
by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018
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non binary ass

phil gets more non binary ass than a unisex toilet brah
by SchwarzenMann October 31, 2022
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