Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.

Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025

mobile ho

Refers to a nasty girl from the trailer park.

Yo, that slut Crystal is such a mobile ho.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Mobil

Mobil, are what are better known as ''Stick man'' or ''Stick Figure''. But the word mobil it's used when there's the symbol of them (웃). Whenever you see a Stick Man or a Stick Figure that's the famous ''MOBIL''.

Josh: Marco, Look over there! I saw a Mobil. 웃
Marco: Omg that's adorable.

Ludwig: I love the Mobil (웃) symbol.
Frank: Yes, i would adopt one.

by Yuwurih November 30, 2023

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

Mepo Mobile

The rusty piece of crap driven by a very special man
The keys are frequently stolen

"did you take the keys to the Mepo Mobile"

by bigatw May 13, 2025

Mobil

Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.. Leave him alone because he's been through a lot ok?
This symbol, right here, will be tortured to his death because he ||
looks like a stick ||
figure. \/

웃

Josh: Yo! Marco i saw a Mobil.
Marco: That's crazy, i love them.

by Yuwurih November 30, 2023

mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians

Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .

by Homewrecker April 19, 2018