A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
Get the Mississippi Squishermug. I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 20, 2021
Get the mississippi reverse cardmug. by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
Get the The Mississippi rivermug. when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018
Get the mississippi cock stompmug. Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
Get the Mississippi taint touchmug. by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Cakemug.