Michael

Very cheap, but funny

My teacher Michael bargained to lower the price on a pack of pencils

by YaBoi81638201 January 14, 2021

Michael

A name what did you expect

Michael is a name

by ShadowLord390 April 4, 2021

Michael

Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D

Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞

by Whats ur fav flowers from 1970 May 12, 2021

Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen

Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head

by BANDZZ November 18, 2019

Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.

He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.

by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013

Michael

A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT

Michael is straight

by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019

Michael

Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.

Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!

by Kjoe July 26, 2018