The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
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At the wedding the bride didn’t show, No Mickey.
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey
Created By Paul S L King
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey
Created By Paul S L King
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Get the No Mickey mug.The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
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Get the The Mickey Mouse Oil Change mug.“No Mickey” is a phrase when an event is occurring and the main individual/ person has not or does not arrive. I.e the lack of presence of the main person.
I was at bobs birthday party, but it was a No-Mickey
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