The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!

I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!

by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip your dick off to use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was soooo fucking hot"
"hoo hoo hoo!"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

The Mud Method

A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.

"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"

by IAMTHEMUDMETHOD June 23, 2024

NettSpend method

the Nettspend method is when you reload paysafe reloadable cards, mix music and go brazy

Im going to use the nettspend method while buying this

by aszzsdxfcgfhyfcf July 2, 2024

The Baz Method

Graciously sneaking answers off of your phone during an examination displaying enough poise and grandeur to make the individuals in your vicinity orgasm instantaneously.

Omg! He just used The Baz Method!
Clean up on aisle My Pants!

by BigBootyBaz July 3, 2024