The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 18, 2023

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 24, 2025

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 06, 2024

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 28, 2025

Waterfall method

When asked for an opinion, start by saying something nice to ease the blow of the waterfall of bad stuff you are about to say.

"How do i tell my friend that he is super annoying and terrible in every way."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."

by Wagio December 07, 2017

Gerry method

When you do a Gerry

Step 1. Obtain a Gerry
Step 2. Put in on a ceramic toilet
Step 3 oil up

Step 4 enjoy you Gerry! Bust that load on the Gerry

Daniel used the spaghetti method and bowl methods to obtain that Gerry method

by Bigtoess123 December 03, 2024

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 30, 2019