Loaf

Loaf by LOAF ♥️ Aidan Gallagher's song but ✨with flavour✨

*no hate to him he's an amazing actor so creds to him*

"omg is he singing in cursive?"
"that's our aidan🥰✨"
"🥰lOAf 🥖LOAF 🧚🏻 ♀️🍞LoAf✨🍞lOAF bY 🔇LOAFF 🔊🐸"

by yuhbadbleep10 September 10, 2020

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loaf

Loaf by LOAF ♥️ Aidan Gallagher's song but ✨with flavour✨

*no hate to him he's an amazing actor so creds to him*

"omg is he singing in cursive?"
"that's our aidan🥰✨"
"🥰lOAf 🥖LOAF 🧚🏻 🍞LoAf✨🍞lOAF bY 🔇LOAFF 🔊🐸"

by yuhbadbleep10 September 10, 2020

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When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012

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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013

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Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

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