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got a lawnmower

when someone believes their "ass is grass" because of a certain someone, that person is then known to have a lawnmower.
alex - if pete finds out i ragged his girlf before him, my ass is grass, and he's got a lawnmower, ya dig?

brian - straight up nigger!
by aslan. August 21, 2008
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Rawkit Lawnchair

A rawkit lawnchair is a specific form of lawnchair which is designed to propel rawkits at high velocity.
Look out! He has a Rawkit Lawnchair!
by empty_shadow September 19, 2009
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Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009
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Mexican Lawnmower

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower
by Braixtomp654 November 30, 2019
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dirty lawnchair

The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.
My girl got wasted at the governors ball so I had to give her a dirty lawnchair.
by Joe81 August 11, 2006
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Lawney

1) A person who is usually short and considered to be "gay". They usually want to have power that they normally would not have and people humor them so they do not get offended.

2) King of the ancient civilization of Lorne, husband of the God of nourishment, Monah.
"That guy is such a Lawney, He kissed a guy and thinks people respect him because he is the assistant towel boy."

"In 1254 Lawney lead the people of Lorne into a pit of fire. On accident of course."
by jordan199311 August 9, 2008
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lawnuhka

Ok lawnuka is december 20 every year. on the very first lawnuhka the little mexicans boys have is the most speacial b/c they get the first part of the lawnmower, which will be comple in the next 13 year. As the years move on the little mexican boys get a new part to their mower every year, and then on the 13th year the mexican boy will get his finally get is last part to his mower. Then after that the fun just begins, all the mexicans who have their mower go out on their pick up trucks and mow the white peoples yards for 7 night and 7 days, and the little mexicans who havent completed their mower, watch and train until they can first mow!

And if your wondering how they get riding lawn mowers, ill will tell you.
If the child is very good over the years he will recive parts of a riding long mower to do those longs yards aheah in life!
THAT IS MOSTLY THE STORY OF LAWNUHKA
"Why didnt you attend the annual lawnuhka festival?" asked Raul c.

"Because Im not spanish and i was to busy muff diving."
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