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Kiss Slip 

When you're texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are retarded!
Me: "Hey Tom. Still hungover. Good game bro. I think that stripper was totally into you. Fancy a beer soon? x"

Tom: "Er....WTF"

Me: "Sorry total kiss slip bro!"
Kiss Slip by apollo889 June 17, 2013

kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

a phrase coming from -where else? If you said Mario Puzo's The Godfather you guessed right- meaning, doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David. you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.

mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.

kiss and make up

try and get along with everyone, no matter how different they are from us
let's kiss and make up, disregarding all our ethnic, political, social and economic differences

kiss and make up

try and get along with everyone, no matter how different they are from us
let's kiss and make up, disregarding all our ethnic, political, social and economic differences

kiss of the mermaid 

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.
*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid
kiss of the mermaid by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

Kiss anybody day 

The day where u kiss anyone you want when ever you want. Single or taken! This is an excuse to kiss someone on April 17 and 18 🤫🤪
Me: yo Jeremy did you know tomorrow is kiss anybody day ?

Jeremy: yea I’m gonna kiss that girl tomorrow !
Kiss anybody day by Idk sis April 16, 2019

Kiss a girl year

You get to kiss a girl from Jan 1-Dec 30.
Any girl you want from your crush,to mom,to your best friend. ANYONE.Kiss away!
Samantha:I want to kiss you but I'm a girl

Miranda:Go ahead,no complaints
Samantha:really!!!
Miranda:Yea! its kiss a girl year
Samantha:Awesome
Kiss a girl year by TeammFlash October 20, 2019