jason the toymaker

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.

by •your everyday idiot• February 17, 2021

Jason Caccaro

Jason Caccaro is a man who comes from an Italian background, is a master chef, and loves women (in kitchens). He is not like any normal Jason, in fact he is completely unique in every way possible. If you get the lucky chance to meet a man with the name Jason Caccaro, then you should marry him ASAP. He is especially loving, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, a great listener and excellent story teller, and his humour is brilliant. There is never a dull moment when around Jason Caccaro and you will learn something new about yourself every day by simply exchanging a few words with this spectacular person. If you ever get the chance to be comfortable around him, and if you are lucky enough for him to be just as comfortable as you are, you may get the chance to hear his legendary comfy noises to which are the equivalent to God speaking Himself. Never turn down the opportunity to talk to this man, Jason Caccaro can change your life within a matter of minutes.

"Have you met Jason Caccaro yet?"
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."

by samnus December 8, 2012

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Jason Bobadilla

The cutest guy at JP2. A definite smash. The guy the lady be all up on. Probably measures at 6.4
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES

Damn I want bitches like Jason bobadilla

I want that Jadon bobadilla cock if you know what i mean

by Average kid at jp2 October 10, 2022

Jason Placido

If Your name is this, then ur the bawsest kid in the entire universe

Jason Placido is a baws

by jason97 November 20, 2011

jason dean

The hottest person in Heathers. I would let him shoot me.

Person 1: "Who is jason dean?"
Person 2: "The hottest man in Heathers!!!!"

by homoalex May 28, 2022

Jason Kidd

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.

a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004