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Joi

This is a gender-neutral person who doesn't give a complete shit about what you have to say to them. They are independent, brutally honest and somewhat attractive (if you know what I mean *eyebrow raise*). If you ask them to be honest, they will be honest. Don't get mad at them for telling the truth either or your face will be black and blue. A downright hot Aquarius who literally will say no if you ask for them to step on you. Don't make them mad or else... I warned you :). They might be shy at first but then they will show their true colors. Basically they are the shy person in the class that is a hidden sex-obsessed person. Become their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover and see what I'm trying to say. They want whatever sexy genitalia you are hiding in your clothes. Easily gets baby fever and reads fanfiction because they just want to be loved.
Jessica: Oh my god, Joi was too honest.
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!

Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No

Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!

David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*

Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.

Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?

Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.

Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!
by SparesomePUSSYma'am December 4, 2021
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Joy

The feeling of getting a snap from you love <3
Joy is you.
by cappwalk November 24, 2020
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Joy

What the hell is that?
Hey bro, Mom said having you over was a joy”
What the fuck does that mean
by I_exist28 January 20, 2021
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joy fortyfive

the best spy in gaia ever to exist.
sento: "log joy fortyfive is ganking !!"
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joy fortyfive

the best spy in gaia to ever exist.
sento: LOG JOY FORTYFIVE IS GANKING !!
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Joy

a nonexistent factor in about 98 percent of the populations tiny flat smooth brains, this was a feature added to life for a temporary amount of time most commonly between the ages of 0 and 5. the joy factor slowly begins to deteriorate before it is pounded into microscopic dust and yeeted into space at a mind blowing 80 light years per second when the human body reaches 20 years of age. since the human race is so fucking stupid they think that attaining this thing called joy is possible simply by eating big macs and getting a girlfriend but this theory proved to fail since big macs are made of the souls of dead cows and children, and we all know that no one is actually falling in love with fat fucks like men and women. the 2 percent of the population that has attained joy are an evolutionized race of human that has perfected the form of a martial art called ex-or-size or formally pronounced exserzize.
i miss joy
joy makes me feel happy
when did i last see the light of joy
by MasochistManny February 5, 2021
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Joy-overload

Joy overload is often used in text messages, it means you are so happy, you almost started crying. Lovechild of uwu and TwT.
Jenny: DId you heard Josie just bought a puppy?
Kale: Aw, joy-overload, I'm so happy for her!
by Pandora's Definition Box February 17, 2021
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