Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)

" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"

by taylor lairsey September 8, 2006

Dirty Irishman

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Irishamn is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.

My girlfriend didn't didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty Irishman. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.

by Boss Horndawg January 12, 2009

Irish Curse

also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol

Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

by Datamaster General February 20, 2004

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

Irish Traveler

An Irish traveler is not a gypse and is not like one. An irish Traveler is a family that sticks by eachothers side with there cousins and brothers and sisters when trouble gets loose as most people would have called irish travelers gyspes and they will get affended when called gypses as irish travelers owneds houses and do not come from a poor backround as the gypse live in poverty and are usally poor not very many people likes irish travelers and thats why they come in groups so they will not be jumped to be seriously hurt or killed and irish travelers are not bullys they will stand there ground and fight alone with there family people think there bullys because who they are. But people try to kill them because they hate irish travelers and they are most likely be in groups to help eachother out . Irish travelers are not people to mess with they can be dangerious if u pick a fight with them they will never be there or come there alone. and they have there own type of slang as a code word that other people wouldnt understand for example an irish traveler would be a mc donagh but if there not a irish traveler then there not differnt and travelers are differnt as most mcdonaghs are know to fight but dont start them unless needed and many irish travelers have died over being killed and has caused war in ireland for years. The main reason was that they would call the irish travelers a gypse and would start fights

An irish traveler will fight until death and once picked on wont stop.

by Irish Traveler February 19, 2019

Irish

The people of Ireland. These people are very good looking and have very big dicks. (Truth) They all are very good fighters and all are very strong.

"Hey, Pat, your Irish right? I bet you could kick a Russian's, Pole's, and a German ass with one hand!"

by Ghot November 25, 2007