Nu Hardcore

False hardcore. The relation between hardcore and nu-hardcore is the same as the relation between real metal acts like Testament and Suffocation and nu-metal shit like Korn and Godsmack.

"This nu-hardcore is absolutely worthless."

by Straight Up June 18, 2004

max hardcore

one time max pissed up a girl's asshole, then made her drink it with a long bendy-straw

max hardcore is awesome

by max world November 29, 2004

post hardcore

A respectable genre, that combines the heavy musical structure of hardcore with more melodic vocals. Post Hardcore generally contains the same guitar structure as hardcore, for example; the breakdown. This Genre is in no way another way of classifying 'emo'. And doing so would illustrate ones ignorance in relation to this branch of alternative music. Although post hardcore often contains, emotional lyrics.

Some post hardcore bands:

-alesana
-a skylit drive
-Behind Crimson Eyes (good aussie band)
-Chiodos
-Drop Dead, Gorgeous
-Emanuel
-Escape The Fate
-The Fall of Troy (experimental)
-From Autumn to Ashes
-The getaway plan (good aussie band)
-Protest the Hero
-Saosin
-Story of the Year
-Underoath

Some hardcore/Metalcore bands:

-Bring Me the Horizon
-Destroy the Runner
-Haste the Day
-I Killed The Prom Queen (aussie hardcore, GETSOME!)
-Mortal Treason
-Parkway Drive (aussie hardcore)

emo kid: omg taking back sunday are so post-hardcore!!

post hardcore kid: *round house kick*

by Haydie July 20, 2008

Detroit Hardcore

An utterly Delicious Picture of a man ripping his anus open with both hands. Very similar but not to be confused with "Goatse"-(google images, goatse.)Dont listen to sick dogs defenition, it sucks. The man has an erectiona and the picture is taking from underneath towards the sun thus creating a lense flare. The inside of his anus is a vibrant red that looks very tasty.

Dude zander jerked off to Detroit Hardcore last night!

by I <3 detroit November 3, 2006

Max Hardcore

The act of inserting a cylinder into a woman's ass. This cylinder is connected to her mouth by a long plastic tube. While the man urinates, spits, and eventually ejaculates into the cylinder, the woman is sucking it out, into her mouth, through the long plastic tube.

Christina: Jessi, I think... I was just raped!
Jessica: Your boyfriend is into Max Hardcore too?

by Hax Mardcore April 14, 2007

Post Hardcore

It all starts with punk rock, see, and rock 'n roll. From rock 'n roll spawned a style of music called "hard rock" which is basically rock 'n roll but deeper. When hard rock is blended with punk rock, we get hardcore rock which essentially pre-emo punk rock with heavier rhythms. Also spawning from rock 'n roll and classical music we get metal. Now, when we blend hardcore with metal, we get "metalcore" which is hardcore but with harmony elements and the occassional guitar solo. Now it gets complicated. When we blend hard rock with metal, we get thrash metal. If we take thrash metal, add some more emo and myspace, and blend it with hardcore rock, we get "post hardcore" which can very very easily be confused with screamo. The main difference between post hardcore and screamo is that in post hardcore, the singer still "sings" but doesn't go into a crying fit at some point during the song. Now, there is one more style that is left un-discussed. A style called "hXc'mo" (prounounced "aytch ex see mo". I'm not quite sure, but I think that hXc'mo is the product of blending screamo and post hardcore...that's the only logical way I can figure this shit out.

Classifying post hardcore and all these other genres was a real pain.

by Sceir July 29, 2008

nu hardcore

Nu-Hardcore is basically the subgenre of hardcore that sucks. Among the many, this is probably the worst. Acts like Atreyu fit this perfectly. Lame. Go listen to some 1998-metalcore like ZAO or Living Sacrifice, PLEASE.

(P.S., nu hardcore abuses breakdowns.)

Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Hey man, do you like hardcore?"
Not Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Sure."
Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Yeah, that new Atreyu is sweet."
Not Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Go die. I will end you."

by Q-Tip McVicker December 15, 2004