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Jockey Handshake ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!
Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
by Scooter Tooter December 16, 2022
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Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023
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Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
She just gave him a Cuban handshake
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
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South County Handshake

A handjob. Usually used around the St. Louis area.
Trent met this ho at this club, and she gave him a South County Handshake in the bathroom.
by theyoneman April 2, 2007
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Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016
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Hot Mill Handshake

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.
Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake
by Copco July 6, 2016
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new mackin handshake

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite
Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(
by M.Boy December 14, 2016
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