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hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.
Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.
by IHitChildren March 7, 2017
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hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.
Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...
by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020
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That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von
Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.
by Marco MF David August 13, 2022
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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Shrek'd Hard

When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable
I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.
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Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.
Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.
by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019
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