Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

fit ficcy

A champion bloke who’ll never let you down except for in bed. Loves cheezels and the boys. Isn’t a member of the triple digit gang but is exempt and still a memeber of the ficcys.

That fit ficcy just pumped a cheezel and skolled his beer

by Frothy March 4, 2018

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021

Fanatical Fics

"Fanatical Fics and where to find them" is a comedy Harry Potter fanfiction podcast in which the hosts Kim and Sequoia read works of art that cristalized out of the minds of teens in the early to mid 2000s.

Listening is highly adviced but connected with a huge potential for addiction

"So I tricked my friend into listening to Fanatical Fics the other day"

- "Oh cool, how did it go?"

"They loved it and I'm pretty sure they're addicted too now"

by squidmonth April 27, 2021

HOPY FICK

A misspelling of holy fuck that people say when they're angry/very surprised.

Monika: HOPY FICK IM GETTINg ROBBED!!!!
Ashley: what does hopy fick mean?
Monika: CAL 911!!! PEALSSE!
Ashley: sorry can't understand you

by OHWISEMONIKA May 27, 2021

Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

Cyberpunk Fiction

It is set in the future, but not far enough into it to accurately predict things. Either a very corrupt government or a very corrupt corporation is running the joint. Expect the protagonist to either be a cyborg, a hacker, or both. If said protagonist is male, they're probably a total jerk. If the protagonist is female, expect their only character trait to be "capable." Expect the protagonist to at some point have a graphic sex scene that you didn't ask for. Expect virtual reality, artificial intelligence, and drug addictions to be an important part of the plot. Sometimes, genetic experimentation or nanotechnology is also thrown in there for good measure. Expect philosophical questions to be asked a lot (especially ones regarding a character's "humanity"). There is no countryside here, just a shit ton of metallic skyscrapers lined with neon lights and advertisements. Even if it's not set in Asia, expect to see a LOT of East Asian cultural influence (particularly in the neon advertising and the way people dress). The crime rate here is usually high. The villains often take the role of a crime lord, a ruthless businessman, a killer robot/cyborg, a mysterious hacker, or a shady government agent. Body horror may or may not be present. The story is often very bleak in tone, but sometimes ends on a good note just to be different.

Cyberpunk Fiction will make you fear the future.

by Exterminator (not really) October 18, 2021