Ethan

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3

Eww, its ETHAN.

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night

Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg

by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever

guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018

Ethan

A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.

OMG! Did you see that Ethan

by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020

Ethan

An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.

Ethan, I hate you.

by actualslut222 March 2, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019