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Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.
Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying
by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019
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Ethan

A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.
OMG! Did you see that Ethan
by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020
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Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard
See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard
by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019
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Ethan

stupid ass bitch. I had to comfort my friend over him cuz hes such a hoe. Has a gay ass voice too. I bet u he likes it in the butthole.
by AHAHBRO June 28, 2019
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Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019
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ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever
guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8
by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018
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