Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Dork

Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).

The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

dork kiara

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

by MadFrog July 7, 2011

Dork

A dork is a silly person that can always be themselves. They act silly around new people in a form of getting to know them. A dork talks to everyone and can become friends with anyone in a minute. A dork is also the type of person to stand in the middle of a large crowd and yell whatever the hell they want just for the fun of it. Dorks are also attractive in their own unique way.

Man, i love that girl Emily, shes such a dork

by pseudonm lol September 17, 2018

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020